Why am I narrating?

and right when i say that merrill and anders start talking about kittens

why is choosing a romance option so fricking hard



okay yeah i like anders and all but god damn i might romance isabela first



jesus does isabela flirt with everyone

why isn’t she flirting with me



anders called me sweetheart 

oh god you cutie

6 hours ago with 2 notes


hawke’s comments around the house are my favorite thing



dang so is hawke hbic now or???



what????

no no no my sister why is she going to the gallows

god who fricking told on her i will slit your frickin throat

6 hours ago with 1 note


OH MY GOD YOU SIR ARE AN ASSHOLE

7 hours ago with 1 note


HAWKE NO DON’T TOUCH THE GLOWY MAGIC IDOL

7 hours ago with 1 note


oh fricking i haven’t found my true crew yet (aka the people who i can take and not die)

i guess i’ll take aveline and anders since varric’s a lock in. i would take bethany because chick can fight, but i need a healer and i need a warrior.

8 hours ago with 1 note