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Why am I narrating?
English: I love you
Spanish: Te amo
Italian: Ti amo
Russian: Я люблю тебя
German: Ich liebe dich
French: Je t'aime
Chinese: 我爱你
Croatian: Volim te.
Hungarian: Szeretlek
Tumblr: Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but ADFGASFS YOU PERFECT FUCKING INDIVIDUAL I HATE YOU, WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO BE SO PERFECT?! SDGSAGF ASDGSDG maybe?
EXCUSE ME WHILE I WHIP THIS OUT
#EXACTLY MY THOUGHTS #MAN HE SURE CAN WHIP THAT BOW OUT #WHAT ELSE CAN HE WHIP OUT WITH THAT SPEED
This turns me on way more than it should.
(via thecandyprinceofcrime)
This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.I’M STILL LAUGHING.
I will never not reblog this.
OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAH!
oh tumblr…
(via subltevariationsofblue)
Weather forecast: 64 degrees with sunshine.
English Person: Quick let's get the BBQ, paddling pool and deck chairs out, let me go get my shorts and flip flops oh and don't forget the sun tan cream factor 50.
WELSH PERSON: What is this strange, bright light? Oh my God, get inside children, get inside, it could be dangerous, have we got anything to protect ourselves, no, only raincoats, oh help, what's this odd feeling, I'm not cold, it must be what we've read about... warmth.
SCOTTISH PERSON: WIT THE FUCK IS THAT
Texas Person: Oh God. OH GOD. WHERE DID THE WARMTH GO? JESUS SAVE US ALL. HURRY TO CHURCH AND PRAY, CHILDREN, PRAY THAT THIS FROZEN LANDSCAPE SOON THAWS.
Florida Person: It's such a nice day outside today. Maybe...whaT THE FUCK WHY IS IT SO DAMN COLD. TIME TO BREAK OUT THE JACKETS, SCARFS, UGGS, PANTS, AND MY HAT. JESUS CHRIST WHAT--FUCK IT'S RAINING.
Tumblr Person: Nice day for blogging.
Actual English person: What the fuck is that in Celsius?
This guy was told by his Homeowners Association that he couldn’t fly the American flag in his front yard.
(via companioninwaiting)



