Why am I narrating?

dang dude you don’t want to get on my good side, huh?

my sister is my buddy, don’t mess with her



"i wonder if mother received an audience with the viscount yet"

really, bethany? You think now is the time for idle chit-chat? WE’RE FIGHTING DOZENS OF SHADES AND RAGE DEMONS

12 hours ago with 2 notes


No no he’d have been fine with it. XD But if that’s your Hawke’s reasoning it’s perfectly valid not to flirt there.

yeah my hawke’s philosophy is basically “joking all day every day until things get heavy and then be super nice and sweet”

12 hours ago with 2 notes


whoa holy crap elf dude just came out of nowhere

12 hours ago with 1 note


I mean it starts the ball rolling but he’s not going to hate you forever because you didn’t flirt with him first thing. XD I wouldn’t expect Hawke to become much more clever though. The LIs find her endearing, I guess. :P

i thought it would be insensitive and he would like hawke less because he was in the middle of a very serious conversation

12 hours ago with 1 note


denirae replied to your post “ohmygosh ‘i like men with dark pasts’ mother fudger is that the…”

Hawke is not the most clever with the pick-up lines. You have to be patient with her. XD

but did i miss my chance or does a better line come later

12 hours ago with 1 note


ohmygosh ‘i like men with dark pasts’ mother fudger is that the opening flirt line 

12 hours ago with 2 notes


dang it time for ‘will this decision affect me later’

and i also decided not to use the wiki for the first playthrough god dang it

12 hours ago with 2 notes


NO DON’T TAKE ANDERS HE’S CUTE-

whoa whoa whoa wait what the hell why is he all glowy

12 hours ago with 5 notes


afirethatwillneverburn replied to your post “Ser Pounce-a-lot” god dang it is he another cutie”

-takes bowl of popcorn-

so is anders the allistair of da2

12 hours ago with 3 notes