Why am I narrating?

English: I love you

Spanish: Te amo

Italian: Ti amo

Russian: Я люблю тебя

German: Ich liebe dich

French: Je t'aime

Chinese: 我爱你

Croatian: Volim te.

Hungarian: Szeretlek

Tumblr: Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but ADFGASFS YOU PERFECT FUCKING INDIVIDUAL I HATE YOU, WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO BE SO PERFECT?! SDGSAGF ASDGSDG maybe?

onac911:

Wolverine is invited to da Avengerz Slumber party

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fantasyfaire:

gotta-be-ziall:


This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.

I’M STILL LAUGHING.

I will never not reblog this.

OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAH!

oh tumblr…

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The Avengers as Disney characters [x]

Tony Stark & Emperor Kuzco

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revefabre:

Not sure what i did….

revefabre:

Not sure what i did….

(via companioninwaiting)

Weather forecast: 64 degrees with sunshine.

English Person: Quick let's get the BBQ, paddling pool and deck chairs out, let me go get my shorts and flip flops oh and don't forget the sun tan cream factor 50.

WELSH PERSON: What is this strange, bright light? Oh my God, get inside children, get inside, it could be dangerous, have we got anything to protect ourselves, no, only raincoats, oh help, what's this odd feeling, I'm not cold, it must be what we've read about... warmth.

SCOTTISH PERSON: WIT THE FUCK IS THAT

Texas Person: Oh God. OH GOD. WHERE DID THE WARMTH GO? JESUS SAVE US ALL. HURRY TO CHURCH AND PRAY, CHILDREN, PRAY THAT THIS FROZEN LANDSCAPE SOON THAWS.

Florida Person: It's such a nice day outside today. Maybe...whaT THE FUCK WHY IS IT SO DAMN COLD. TIME TO BREAK OUT THE JACKETS, SCARFS, UGGS, PANTS, AND MY HAT. JESUS CHRIST WHAT--FUCK IT'S RAINING.

Tumblr Person: Nice day for blogging.

Actual English person: What the fuck is that in Celsius?

How do I even begin to explain Stana Katic?

(Source: kateheps, via my-life-is-a-beautiful-mess)

mathaniel:

This guy was told by his Homeowners Association that he couldn’t fly the American flag in his front yard.

mathaniel:

This guy was told by his Homeowners Association that he couldn’t fly the American flag in his front yard.

(via companioninwaiting)