Why am I narrating?

prokopetz:

Today on Social Anxiety Theatre: mentally rehearsing elaborate justifications for completely innocuous actions just in case some hypothetical interlocutor demands an explanation.

1 day ago with 51,242 notes — via hailthearchangels, © prokopetz


unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

1 day ago with 281,575 notes — via jake-gardiner, © luxvriously


#me


my-thoughts-of-flight:

AU The Doctor is traveling when he meets the spirited Elizabeth Bennet, and it doesn’t take much time for the two of them to become friends. Before too long, Elizabeth is accompanying The Doctor through space and time, getting into a lot of trouble, and doing lots and lots of running.

"So, where would you like to go first?"

"Everywhere."



RIPS SHIRT OFF TALK TO ME ABOUT VIDEO GAMES
  • 1: Do you try to stay away from walkthroughs?
  • 2: Company you're always loyal to?
  • 3: Best game you've ever played?
  • 4: Worst game you've ever played?
  • 5: A popular series/game you just can't get into no matter how much you try?
  • 6: A game that's changed you the most?
  • 7: A game you'll never forget?
  • 8: Best soundtrack?
  • 9: A game you turn your volume off every time you play it?
  • 10: A game you've completely given up on?
  • 11: Hardest game you've played?
  • 12: Shortest time you've beaten a game in?
  • 13: A game you were the most excited for when it wasn't released yet?
  • 14: A game you think would be cool if it had voice acting?
  • 15: Which two games do you think would make an awesome crossover?
  • 16: Character you've hated most? From what game?
  • 17: What game do you never tell people you play?
  • 18: A game you wish your friends knew about?
  • 19: Which game do you think deserves a revival?
  • 20: What was the first video game you ever played?
  • 21: How old were you when you first played a video game?
  • 22: If you could immerse yourself in any game for one day, which game would it be? What would you do?
  • 23: Biggest disappointment you've had in gaming?
  • 24: Casual, Hardcore, or in the middle?
  • 25: Be honest; have you ever used cheats (like ActionReplay or Gameshark)?
  • 26: Handheld or console?
  • 27: Has there ever been a moment that has made you cry?
  • 28: Which character's clothes do you wish you owned the most?
  • 29: Which is more important, gameplay or story?
  • 30: A game that hasn't been localized in your country that you think should be localized?
2 days ago with 80,568 notes — via minaraya, © mossdeeply


rapunzael:

seduce me with tickets to disney world 

2 days ago with 20,491 notes — via theshiningbeacon, © flynnriders


I like following the rules and do what’s expected of me. It makes me feel nice. 

2 days ago with 1,066 notes — via skyesgrey, © fitsimons


jackiebuelahburkhart:

i am just very uncomfortable with the way i am perceived like there’s a disconnect between my actual identity and the identity ppl assume i have and it makes me uncomfortable and stressed out

4 days ago with 99,990 notes — via danytargaryenz, © jackieboolahburkhart


singing boys are so attractive



deanisanactualprincess:

greatjaggi:

Every Dorito is a triangle but not every triangle is a Dorito

did you just make a contrapositive statement about doritos

5 days ago with 21,206 notes — via clockworkcuttlefish, © greatjaggi